Our lives today are enhanced by the numerous inventions that man has created. So today I salute those men and women who have made our lives just a little easier. I'm not talking about the obvious inventions like electricity, the wheel, telephone and television, I mean the ones we don't readily think about. So I say thank you to the people who made the following things:
1. The little plastic rings at the end of shoe laces so they don't come unravelled.
2. The navigation system. Now those men don't have to swallow pride and ask for directions.
3. The home water filter.
4. The Smoothie King
5. The power outlet you can plug in your car to charge things
6. The tape dispenser.
7. Condoms
8. paper clips
9. The tip card
10. Pill boxes
11. Velcro
12. Thank you Eli Whitney for making the Cotton Gin!!
13. 3 ring binders
14. recycling
15. baby powder
16. Video Games
17. flash cards
18. The vacuum that sucks all the junk out of your computer keyboard
19. QVC
20. The Food Network
21. File Cabinets
22. white out
23. Time-Out
24. disposable diapers
25. Epidurals
26. Anesthesia
27. upholstery
28. carpet
29. bug spray
30. the new energy saving light bulbs
31. George Foreman Grill
32. Bluetooth
33. email
34. text messages
35. websites
36. the Internet itself
I could go on for hours but who has that much time?
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